Super Bowl Bets

When making my Super Bowl bets here at the MGM in Las Vegas, I wanted to be as unbiased as possible. I don't care about either of the teams participating in the game, and just want to make a modest profit while creating a vested, if somewhat arbitrary, rooting interest as I find myself coincidentally in Sin City for the year's biggest American sporting event. However, before writing about the following wagers, a note on the fans I have come across on this trip:

NFL football fans are the worst type of sports fans. While the statement in the precedent sentence may seem either contradictory or self loathing since I am writing about football from a city where football fans inhabit with gusto this weekend, whatever. The worst. Masses of crowds, moronic tribal allegences to teams that suck away their money like leeches while poorly representing their respective cities of which they'd just as soon leave if those cities don't give in to the teams' extortion demands for new stadiums.

But here I am, surrounded in Las Vegas by mostly Seattle fans. By my estimate, the Hawks fans outnumber Pats fans 2 to 1. They cheered their drunken cheers. They wore their overpriced jerseys. They occupied the same morally bankrupt gambling halls, buffets, and bars as me. No doubt these fans are no more awful than New England fans. And no more awful than me as I too am here. But here I am, and so are they.

Flying into Las Vegas, I was torn between picking Seattle or New England. I ultimately went with New England for no other reason than that I do not think Bill Belichick will allow his team to lose, even if he has to deflate every football in the American southwest. And so I bet on the Pats on a line that was a pick 'em, which had moved from NE -1 only hours before  I placed my bet (a move that can likely be attributed to all the Seattle fans here putting money on their Hawks).

With 13/2 odds I put some money on New England to win by 13-18 points. I think the game will be closer than that. But I like the payout for a two-TD NE win.

A pro-Seattle bet I had to make was that Russell Wilson will pass for more than 1 1/2 TDs, a payout set at +110. It is not necessarily consistent with my theory of the game. Notwithstanding that, I think #russellhustlebustlemanmusclewilson will throw 2 TDs, and the payouts alright for the bet.  Wilson is also my favorite player in the game so it would be nice to profit off his success.

I bet that Rob Gronkowski will score a TD. If New England wins, I think Gronkowski finds the end zone.

Finally, I made two parlay bets, one soley for the first half and one for the entire game. First half: points will be scored in first 5:30 of the game (by 9:30 mark of first quarter); first score of the game will be a FG; and the first score of second quarter will be a touchdown run. It is a 6 to 1 payout.

The parlay for the game is as follows: patriots score more points in third quarter than Hawks; Pats score more than 24 points on game; Pats score more points in second half than they do in first half; Brady throws more TDs than Wilson; and Seattle is last team to score. The payout if all are correct is 20 to 1.

If you're sitting around wondering for which team to cheer, disregard all those frivilous emotions and remember what the NFL is all about: money. So root for me to make a modest sum.

The Bulldog Weekly

To the Reader: The following is a memorandum I drafted to the last serval years' editors of The Bulldog Weekly, The University of Redlands student newspaper, regarding the cessation of publication decree issued by the university's student government in December. There is a meeting of the committee organized to restructure the newspaper tomorrow. While I have been in close communication with many people who were or are involved in the production of the Bulldog, the facts, conclusions and recommendations promulgated below are mine. If you care about the Bulldog, the University of Redlands, or simply believe in the value to a university campus of a student newspaper that produces independent journalistic content, then please express your concerns and opinions to the following two email addresses that have been provided concerning how to reach this committee: asur_cab@redlands.edu; denise_davis@redlands.edu

Thank you, 

Brett Lewis

TO: The Former Editors of The Bulldog Weekly

FROM: Brett Lewis, esq.

DATE: 12-16-2014; Updated 01-18-2015

RE: The Bulldog Weekly

Introduction to issues: 

It was disappointing to learn that publication of the Bulldog has been suspended until further notice. This memorandum is drafted with prospective aims in mind for how ASUR, the university's administration, and the university's student newspaper may repair what appears to be a factious relationship and move on toward mutual goals of holding the newspaper accountable for the content it publishes, advancing its standards, and promoting an independent newspaper. 

A recitation of facts:

The following facts are what I have gathered so far from discussions with many individuals, concededly most of whom are or were close to the production of the Bulldog. Voices from sources in the Administration and ASUR have been relayed to me as well. However, for a fairer assessment, many more individuals involved with the current production of the newspaper, the administration, and ASUR would need to be deposed. Some details were those added from personal experience. Up to this point, this is what I’ve got: 

1. The University of Redlands is a liberal arts university with approximately 3,000 undergraduate students who live on or near campus. While the university awards graduate degrees, the student newspaper is an undergraduate institution that serves that population.

1. The school does not offer a journalism major. As a liberal arts university, however, it educates its students in fields that may be supplemented by experience in journalism writing and reporting. 

1. The Bulldog is the only student-published organization on campus that produces content on a bi-weekly basis. 

1. The Bulldog’s budget and oversight comes from ASUR, the governmental authority of the undergraduate student body. 

1. As a student-run organization, the Bulldog gives its student participants experience in leadership positions. It is an organization that can foster community, and create learning experiences. 

1. For at least the past decade, the Bulldog has had to contend with cuts to its budget, and unpredictable levels of support from the university’s other institutions. This inevitably has results in varied and different crises of identity and moments of low morale for its student staff. 

1. At the beginning of the 2008-2009 academic school year, production of the Bulldog was put on a brief hiatus when ASUR ceased its funding, citing the quality of its content. A group of students continued publication of the Bulldog with no funding from ASUR for a period of no less than a month but no more than a semester. The Bulldog’s funding was restored and an advisor, who remains the advisor today, was hired to mentor, teach and provide editorial guidance. 

1. Since her hiring for the 2008-2009, the newspaper advisor has brought enthusiasm, leadership, pedagogical lessons, and professional experience to the university’s student newspaper. 

1. During the Spring 2010 semester, the newspaper’s advisor taught a credit-earning class on journalistic writing. A similar class has not been offered since then. 

1. In November, the Bulldog published an article on the newly-dedicated Hunsaker Scholarship Prize. The purpose and scope of the scholarship was to award incoming freshmen students with tuition awards ranging from $4,000 a year to full-ride scholarships. The award was given by a couple who graduated from the university in 1952 and have contributed nearly $75-million dollars in total to the school so far. The article raised discrete student concerns about the criteria and method by which the university will use to award the scholarships. Among those voices contained a particularly provocative quote that asserted the award will benefit "rich, white males" to a disproportionate rate over other demographics.  

1. The 20-year-old student reporter whose byline was credited to the article in question was interrogated by either (a) member(s) of ASUR and/or the administration without the newspaper's editors or the newspaper's advisor first being contacted. The newspaper's editors were later contacted by ASUR and/or the administration. However, the newspaper's advisor was never asked for comment or questioned about the composition and publication of the article. 

1. On December 11, 2014, at a regularly scheduled end-of-the-semester meeting of the newspaper's advisory committee, it was announced that by some authority within the university publication of the university's student newspaper is suspended until further notice. I assume, but am loathed to make such procedural assumptions, that the authority with this power within the university's infrastructure is ASUR and its student representatives since that political body controls the newspaper's budget. Please correct me if I am wrong. 

1. The editors, newspaper advisor and faculty advisors who sit on the newspaper's advisory committee had little to no notice of an ASUR vote for cessation of publication. 

1. The only mention of a student newspaper in the ASUR Constitution that has been called to my attention – and is claimed to be the only codified procedures in that document by the president of ASUR – is as follows: 

ABL II. STUDENT NEWSPAPER
Section 1.       The Editor-in-Chief shall be appointed by an advisory committee consisting of two faculty, two students, two administrators, and one professional journalist. The ASUR President will preside as the chair of the board. Ex-officio members include the SLIC Advisor, the Production Advisor, and the Editor-in-Chief.

Section 2.       The Editor-in-Chief shall submit a budget request to the ASUR President who will attach this proposed budget to the one submitted to the Senate.

Section 3.       The Editor-in-Chief shall have the ability to hire staff. The Editor-in-Chief will also have the ability to fire staff according to the policies set forth in ABL VII.

1. Among those parties involved there have been competing narratives with contradictory assertions as to the quality of the content published by the Bulldog and the paper's interest on campus this year and in recent years precedent.

1. There has been conjecture and allegations by all parties regarding the intentions and the basis by which those intentions may or may not have been founded. There may have also been past interpersonal incidents between the leaders of ASUR and the Bulldog to have soured the two institution’s relationship. These factors may have created feelings of distrust between the parties. 

Jan. 18, 2015 UPDATE:

1. In a recently-published press release posted on the university’s website, the university avers that “[o]nly ASUR has [authority to suspend the paper]. The administration has no authority, and thus no ability, to suspend the student newspaper.”

1. The university’s press release continues, however, to state the grounds ASUR claims justified the newspaper’s suspension: 

• ASUR took its action based on evidence-based concerns about the quality and professionalism of the Weekly's reporting, including a semester-long pattern of slanted, selective, and non-factual reporting. 
• Over one month, the ASUR Cabinet reviewed every story in every issue of the Weekly from this semester and talked to some reporters and co-editors. The ASUR decided, among other things, that the paper is not of acceptable journalistic quality, is not a good representation of students' voices, and may represent wasted funds ($40,000) and other resources. 
• ASUR has stated that no one article influenced its decision; rather, a much larger, consistent pattern was found during the review. 
• ASUR found that a quotation in a recent article was fabricated. The Weekly’s editors have acknowledged publicly how the quote was created. 
• ASUR found that the paper’s print run of just a few-hundred has returns of unread papers almost as big as the print run itself. 
• ASUR takes the position that it is practicing due diligence, not censorship, guided by the goal of the student paper emerging from its hiatus able to practice solid, professional, ethical journalism. 
• ASUR says that the paper’s suspension could be brief, but it will depend on an independent committee’s engagement in a transparent, inclusive process to re-envision the paper.

1. The Bulldog Weekly’s Facebook page called into question the veracity of the university’s press release as to ASUR’s assertion that the Bulldog’s reporting was slanted, selective, and non-factual. The newspaper’s Facebook page avers that “[t]hese are new accusations as far as us co-editors and concerned and we have no idea what it could be referring to outside the Hunsaker article.” 

1. The newspaper’s faculty supporters are making efforts to put together a forum (or a couple forums) to discuss issues on journalism, and the principles of press freedom. 

1. A protest to address the newspaper’s suspension has been organized – by a group who supports the newspaper’s continued publication – that has the following four aims: 

• The newspaper will resume production in a timeframe that allows the publication of Issue 12 on Feb. 9^th. 
• The committee to restructure the paper will regularly hold open forums for student input. 
• The newspaper will remain running without interruption until the committee has met its goals to the satisfaction of all parties involved. 
• A reporter from the bulldog weekly will be present every committee meeting and the minutes will be made public. 

Please correct me if my understanding of the above facts are incorrect or wanting for clarity, nuance, or explanation. 

Conclusions:

1. Regarding the Hunsaker Scholarship Price article: It is necessary and proper for the student newspaper to investigate and raise questions about the criteria and method used to award scholarship money distributed to the student body just as any newspaper covering a community should hold its leaders and institutions accountable. However, to publish such an inflammatory quote regarding the intent or prospective result of an altruistic donation without corroborating data, evidence, or researched analysis, is an error, and below the standards by which the university's student newspaper should strive. 

1. The actions taken by ASUR and/or the university's administration were not a proper method by which to address content or quality issues presented by articles published in the Bulldog. What this incident may have demonstrated more than anything, notwithstanding any potential discrepancies in the above-listed facts, is that there currently exists a procedural void by which ASUR and the administration addresses concerns that it has with content published in the Bulldog. 

1. All the parties who have been involved were damaged by this procedural void which was illustrated by this latest incident as notice of the paper's cancellation was not given to the editors or to the newspaper's advisor. It reflects negatively on the university, and damages the pedagogical and community-fostering purposes of the Bulldog. 

1. The university is damaged for shutting down the newspaper as many who learned of it believe only that the reason the Bulldog was suspended was because it published an article that contained a non-staff member's quote that alleged a scholarship the university awarded had either de jur or intrinsic racist intent and/or result. Notwithstanding whether such inferences were warranted or not, the hostile cessation of publication decision gives those already suspicious of the university's administration validation for their either sensationalized or rational beliefs. This perception is neither fair to the university nor to the Hunsakers who gave a fortune to a school that they feel passionate about. To have better protected the university and been fair to the Hunsakers, ASUR and/or the administration should have expressed its concerns with the article to the editors and advisor of the paper, published a letter to the editor, and allowed the Bulldog to publish a correction, retraction or article providing clarity. In short: it should have started a dialogue and worked with the paper to improve any issue it had with the quality of its publication. 

1. Furthermore, the university loses its only regularly published student-run production. This publication is one that prospective students and parents of prospective students may find as an attractive and necessary feature of an elite university's infrastructure and community. 

1. Regarding the newspaper's pedagogical interest: the suspension of the newspaper does little but damage the morale of those dedicated students who participate in the demanding task of publishing a paper weekly. These are 18 to 22 year old students who are likely experiencing a life outside of their hometowns for the first time and who participate in the university educational experience as much as any other student. They are bound to make mistakes, and should be afforded a chance to learn from those mistakes in the university setting where they have invested their tuition and educational experience. Thus far, the suspension of publication, apparently performed in haste, has not been used to educate those students involved in the publication of the newspaper. 

1. Regarding the newspaper's social interest on campus: the Bulldog has the potential, and posit here that it has at times been an important institution that furthers the university's educational goals. However, there has long been a dichotomy between the interest of holding the newspaper accountable and to publication standards, and the conflict of interest inherent in that the newspaper is charged with covering the administration and ASUR, the latter of which both provides its funding and has by default the duty to reprimand the newspaper when it fails to meet acceptable standards. 

1. With the restraints named in the precedent paragraph in mind, there is value in an independent newspaper on campus. A university is a vehicle for fostering the minds of the future leaders of this country and the world. We live in a country that is a vibrant if imperfect constitutional democracy. A foundational cornerstone of a functional democracy is that of an independent press. In small democracies, like many European countries, the state will subsidize an independent press. Many universities, including the University of Redlands, subsidize their student newspapers. The university community benefits from a diverse and productive dialogue fostered by an independent student newspaper concerning its social and institutional issues. This is a forum that students may become accustomed to and continue to participate in after leaving Redlands's pristine campus when engaged with society’s mainstream presses. However, for the student newspaper to be an institution that contributes something of substance to a university that fosters the minds of the future leaders of this republic, the student newspaper must have some degree of independence. The suspension of the paper for something that it had published with no procedural protections flies in the face of both the university's mission and the utility of a student newspaper to that. 

January 18, 2015 UPDATE: 

1. Upon consideration of the university’s most-recent press release regarding the cessation of publication, the Bulldog’s social-media response, and the aims of the group organized to protest the Bulldog’s suspension, two things are apparent: i. Neither side of this controversy appears to trust each other any more than they had before; and ii. Perhaps as a silver-lining, both sides seems to assert that a committee of some form will review the newspaper and its future structure. 

Preliminary Recommendations for Moving Forward: 

As mentioned above, this memorandum was not drafted for the purpose of assigning blame as what has transpired has neither been a pleasant experience for anyone nor one without blame to go around. The newspaper’s articles should strive to be better than the Hunsaker Scholarship Prize article. However, even the best and most well-produced newspapers are going to make mistakes, none of which should be cause for cessation of publication. What I am interested in is how ASUR, the university's administration, and the Bulldog may move forward with the prospective of history to provide guidance. 

1. Clearly defined procedures by which ASUR and the university’s administration may address concerns with the quality of content that the newspaper publishes should be implemented to avoid confusion, frustration and unnecessary setbacks. If it is true that the only reference to the university’s student newspaper is “ABL II. STUDENT NEWSPAPER” in ASUR’s constitution, then the lack of procedure by which ASUR’s authority to decree a cessation to publication has at least been a contributing factor to why the paper finds itself in crisis. 

1. A starting point for modification to the newspaper’s ASUR constitutional bylaws may be to mandate that official concerns of ASUR be made directly to the editors and the newspaper advisor. Further details on how the editors and newspaper advisor are to respond to official concerns may be codified as well. However, any codified mandate that dictates the content the student newspaper must publish is improper. 

1. If there is a serious grievance that ASUR and the administration have with the performance of the student newspaper, then any proposed suspension of publication or termination of the editorial staff should be heard before an arbitrating board composed of individuals associated with the university who do not control the Bulldog’s budget or tied to the university’s marketing team. This arbitrating board may also be composed to determine changes to the newspaper’s bylaws. A cause for suspension of publication or termination of the editorial staff should have procedural safeguards and clear standards of what type of conduct and performance falls below acceptable standards. 

1. However, if the university truly wants a quality student newspaper it needs to invest in the Bulldog’s mission as an independent publication that contributes to the overall educational experience of all university students. A start to such an investment would be to sanction another for-credit elective course in basic journalistic composition and reporting; or other non-credit seminars, workshops, and journalism materials. A few copies, for instance, of The Associated Press Stylebook, and other style guides and educational publications, to be distributed to the Bulldog’s staff, might be an excellent place to start. 

1. Finally, all interested parties need to temper their egos and move off their narratives to move the paper forward. Upon reinstatement, the newspaper would be wise to publish an article providing clarity and apologizing for the poorly-reported Hunsaker Scholarship Prize article. The university should recognize that the hasty shutdown of the paper was contrary to its mission of educating students, and install safeguards to assure that the newspaper can both be held accountable and maintain editorial content independent of ASUR and the administration. 

January 18, 2015 UPDATE: 

1. The committee assigned to review the newspaper’s future at the university should record minutes from its meetings to be made available to all interested parties. This committee, it is my hope, is composed following the prescriptions promulgated in paragraph 3 of these recommendations. 

Apropos to the study of law, tangentially (part 2)

With the aim of taking breaks from the study of law, a task I perform not whimsically, but with the aim of passing the North Carolina bar exam in July, and to preserve a scintilla of sanity, of which may be saved by select ruminations on the language that may fall out of the law, like apples falling from Newton's tree, I will attempt to spend a modest 10 minutes a day writing a narrative or poem around an excerpt from the Barbri Conviser Mini Review. Enjoy!

Except: HYPO 25. Dudley and his friend, Pyro, are sitting around drinking beer one night at Dudley's house. After polishing off their fifth six-pack, they decide that it would be fun to create a big bonfire by torching the empty barn next door. They grab some lighter fluid and matches from the garage and stumble out the door. One hour later, the duo is arrested as they stare transfixed at the towering inferno they created. Can Dudley and Pyro plead intoxication as a defense to the following crimes? (1) Conspiracy to commit arson? Yes. Conspiracy is a specific intent crime. (2) Arson? No. Arson is a malice crime. 

Part I

Dudley came from a long line of Dudleys. Douglas William Harrison (born 1890), Douglas William Harrison, Jr. (1915), Douglas William Harrison, III (1940), Douglas William Harrison IV (1965), and, finally, on a frosty morning in early February 1987, Dudley was born Douglas William Harrison, V, to the parents of Douglas William Harrison IV and Mary Harrison in Hertford, North Carolina. 

The Harrisons were a family of some influence in the Albemarle Sound region of northeast North Carolina. The original Harrison was born to a family who owned substantial amounts of land, cultivating tobacco and cotton. While the trade cash-crop trade was not always so strong, the family continued to exert influence as each of the subsequent Harrisons went into one of two fields; real estate development or law. 

However, Dudley was decidedly on a path contrary to that of his predecessors as evidenced by his company of a balmy May 2014 evening. 

"Pyro," as Patrick Daniels was known by the local community for his conviction five years earlier 

along with another unsavory character 

for conspiracy to commit arson, had come over for drinks. The moniker from which Pyro did not shy away. 

"Brother, Duds!" said Pyro as he approached Dudley's abode. "What's say we get lit and go shoot some water fowl?"

Dudley, having little reason to say no, said, "That's not a bad idea, Pyro."

And so the two men sat outside Dudley's small living quarters on the bank of the Perquimans River, watching the fireflies twinkle in the night, listening to the squeaking of the cheap lawn chairs they sat on, and talked about things that any pairing of men drinking together will talk about: women, sports and the politics of their daily lives, which on this evening included the politics of Dudley's family. 

To understand the politics of the Harrison family, an examination of Dudely's home and the situation that landed him there first must be examined; boiled down succinctly, Dudley was kicked out of his family home, the one where his parents, Doug William Harrison, IV, and Mary Harrison live, six months ago due chiefly to Dudley's disinterest in participating in the normative professional progression of the Harrison family. Dudley had the misfortune of possessing two of the worst qualities a monied person can have: he was lazy and felt entitled to the money he always had. 

A positive trait, and one that has allowed him to survive unbothered by much of his parents' prodding has been his insouciance for his own condition. 

And so when Dudley's parents kicked him out of the house, unemployed and generally uneducated, except for three 

alcohol-filled 

semesters at East Carolina University, he did not argue, or have any reaction whatsoever as he picked up his backpack and left down a long driveway, flanked on both sides by weeping willow trees, with Douglas William Harrison, IV, an attorney at law, shaking his head, and his mother, whose mother was the prettiest woman in Hertford two generations ago, weeping and burying her auburn hair into the chest of her husband. 

Dudley just hung a right at the end of the driveway to the street and walked five blocks, left the street on a trail, walked for three mile along the Perquimans River where he stopped at a small shack. It was a place he had built ten years earlier, made of rotting pine trees and plywood. Inside were fishing poles and a shot gun, a couple blankets and a book, "The Sirens of Titan," by Kurt Vonnegut.

END Space – I have exceeded my writing time by about ten minutes, writing a total of 20 minutes. This story will continue at another point.  

Apropos to the study of law, tangentially (Part 1)

With the aim of taking breaks from the study of law, a task I perform not whimsically, but with the aim of passing the North Carolina bar exam in July, and to preserve a scintilla of sanity, of which may be saved by select ruminations on the language that may fall out of the law, like apples falling from Newton's tree, I will attempt to spend a modest 10 minutes a day writing a narrative or poem around an excerpt from the Barbri Conviser Mini Review. Enjoy!

The excerpt: "When Congress attempts to regulate intrastate activity under the third prong, above, the Court will uphold the regulation if it is of economic or commercial activity (e.g., growing wheat or medicinal marijuana even for personal consumption) and the court can conceive of a rational basis on which Congress could conclude that the activity in aggregate substantially affects interstate commerce."

To conclude economic

marijuana affects rational 

activity, e.g., 

growing wheat,

the Court attempts

aggregate personal Congress under 

the third prong, 

if it is to conceive. 

Durham Amateur Tournament After Dark

The first round of the 41st Annual Durham Amateur Tournament concluded this afternoon with Gary Pugh holding a one-stroke lead over three others, two former champions and last year's runner up. Since I am wearing my pajamas and it is 11 p.m., this blog post is called "Durham Amateur Tournament After Dark." However, there is nothing scandalous in these electronic pages. This is simply a description of each of the 18 holes at Hillandale Golf Course in Durham, North Carolina, written mostly for the benefit/amusement of my brother, Kyle. 

The article I wrote for the Durham Herald-Sun can be found HERE.



Hole 1:

From the physical description as described by the map of the course, this appears to be an easy hole. While the tee box is positioned to the left, parallel to a pine tree line, a straight or slightly right tee shot onto the wide fairway will set the player up fine for his approach shot to the green. Reaching the green in two shots should not be a problem for the competent player as the blue tee box is only 350 yards away from the green.

What is not seen on the course map that may be treacherous is a small creek that runs through the pine tree line. The smart player will aim right.

Hole 2:

This is the hardest par 5 on the course, ranking as a nine handicap, compared to the two par 5s on the back nine, which are rated as 18 and 16 handicaps. It is easy to tell why.

50 yards from the tee box is something resembling a water hazard. The course map shows this hazard as appearing closer to the tee box. It certainly seems to be at least 50 yards from the box. The green lays 510 yards away from the tee box, making this hole the longest on the course.

There are pine trees on both sides of the fairway, making for a somewhat narrow landing spot for the drive to land satisfactory for a legitimate shot at reaching the green on two strokes.

John Gaddy, who is in a three-way tie for second place after the first round, birdied the second hole, and described his approach: "It's the ultimate risk-reward, because you don't have a very long second shot, but you don't have a very large landing area.

"The tee shot, if you put it in the right place, you have a shot at the green. But it gets smaller the closer you get to the green. You can be 200-220 yards out and sometimes the smart shot is to not go for the green because you have more space to land with the shorter shot."

Gaddy used a three iron for the second shot. He left it just short with an easy pitch to the green, and then made the subsequent birdie put.

Hole 3:

Interestingly, the most difficult par 5 is followed by the most difficult hole on the course. Hole 3 is rated as a 1 handicap. It is the lengthiest par 4 on the course, going at 425 yards from the blue tees to the green.  Hillandale Road is behind the hole, creating something of a distraction for those who may be subject to distractions while putting. It is a straight hole, however there are bushes to the right, so players would want to keep their drives to the left.

Hole 4:

What was memorable about hole 4 was its sloping green. Other than that it was a straight on par 3. There is a hazard very far to the right. However, only a player of the author's propensity to shoot horrible shots would find the hazard.

Hole 5:

There is a wrap-around bunker that protects the green on hole 5 However, it is also the second-easiest rated hole on the course with a handicap of 17. The yardage is only 337 for a par 4.

Hole 6:

All my notes say for hole 6 is as follows: "Fairway bunker, fairly straight." It is a longish, relatively, par 4, going for 425 feet, and rated as the fifth most difficult hole the course at a five handicap.

Hole 7:

This is a par three which can appear to be deceivingly easy. It has deep bunkers which surround the hole on all fronts – on the front and one to each side. If the player does lands his ball in the bunker, he'll have a difficult time placing it on a space on the green where he'll be able to save par.

Hole 8:

There is a hazard just in front of the green. The smart player will assess his first shot where club selection will be critical. While some say that you never want to leave a shot behind the green on a Donald Ross designed course, this is a hole where you'd want to risk over shooting the hole than leaving it in the hazard in front.

Hole 9:

The pin was placed near the front of a difficult sloping green today. The first shot must clear the the marsh-like hazard. However, if that is done, the hole should be easily played as long as the green-approach shot does not miss to the left or right as bunkers flank either side.



Hole 10:

And so now we've reached the turn. The front nine was certainly the more difficult part of the course. The most difficult par 5 was on the front nine at hole two, followed by the lengthiest and most difficult hole on the course at the third hole.

Hole 10 was a beauty. It is a straight-on tee shot down the fairway which presented a view of North Carolina pastoral – pines in the background sloping down into a fairway of green grass. There are no hazards and only a small bunker flanking the right-front side of the green. This was not a detraction from the hole, as its aesthetic beauty was derived from its almost offensive green vegetation.

Hole 11:

There is a rather large dip in the middle of the fairway, a spot the ambitious golfer should aspire to drive his first shot above. The green appeared to be difficult as it seemed to have more curves than a woman of the night in New Orleans.

Hole 12:

This is a short par 4, only 332 yards from the tee box to the pin, with a slight dogleg left. It is another hole built with hills and slops. However, playing so short, it is rated as one of the easier holes on the back nine.

Hole 13:

If there is anything we know about the disposition of golfers, it is that most are a little antsy at the tee box. This hole is not ideal for the hyper-antsy golfer as it is near Hillandale Drive, a not-unbusy street that disrupts some of the holes on the course.

There is a fairway bunker that is ready to capture a player's ball only 100 yards from the tee box. A competent player should out drive this bunker.

However, there is a knoll that rises above the bunker. The ideal tee shot will clear the small hill for an ideal approach shot to the green.

Hole 14:

This is the EASIEST hole on the course! It is an 18 handicap rated. But only one player made eagle on Saturday. That player was Michael Smith, who also won the tournament in 2005, and shot a 71 on Saturday, leaving him only two shots behind the leader going into Sunday's final. He summed up his approach succinctly, leaving little doubt as to what he did: "I hit my driver and I hit about 178 yards from the hole. And then I hit a six iron about four feet from the hole and made the putt."

Anyway, my notes only say that there was a slight dogleg left, a hill in the middle, slopes down and geese that were near the green as I approached it.

A reasonable reader may deduct that the geese did not affect Smith's approach shot to the green. However, it would have effected the approach shot of geese enthusiast.

Hole 15:

Frankly, all you need to know about this par three is that two bunkers protect the green. The fairway is large and forgiving, so if a player misses the green he's probably still ok.

Hole 16:

A fairly pedestrian hole, a lot of guys pared it by the end of the day. There was only one line that I wrote while taking notes on this hole: "A straight par 4."

Wow, that's not much analysis. But to my credit, this may be the most pedestrian hole on the course. It's a 14 handicap, 380 yards from tee box to green, and rather flat and straight.

It is the Mitt Romney of golf holes.

Hole 17:

This is the fourth most difficult hole on an already fairly easy back nine, presenting the players with an 8 handicap hole par three. There is a hazard in the middle of the fairway. However, any player who can qualify to play in this tournament (must be a 10 handicap or better) should clear the hazard. In fact, I propose that clearing the hazard should be a litmus test to determine whether you really belong in this tournament.

My notes say as follows: "Must clear marshes. However, otherwise a short par 3, only a pair of bunkers on either side of the green."

Hole 18:

For a tournament course, this is an ideal hole to end on. It is the second most challenging of only three par fives on the course. This presents a chance for a late-round comeback eagle or a more modest birdie to tie of win the tournament.

There is some heavy foilage along the left side of the fairway. It does not do the player much good to aim too far to the right, however, as there are trees on that side as well. As true Donald Ross style, a cautious player would want to lay his approach shot straight and short. There is a bunker to both sides of the green, and a slope down the back toward the chief-course distractor, Hillandale Street.

Epiloge:

If you have read this far, you must either be a golf enthusiast or a lover of my prose. I don't care, either way, enjoy.

Ultimately, remember, the first six holes are the most interesting as two, three and six present some challenges. A player who makes it through the front nine even par has a good chance of winning the amateur title.

This brief synopsis of Hillandale Golf Course may be informative, entertaining, or a waste of the reader and author's time. However, I had a good time.

Durham/Raleigh
5/24/2014

Cogitatione

It may be futile to think about things
that I'll be thinking about in the future –
an idea has been conceived,
its contours will be explored and
written about at a designated time when

I have time to think thoughts on this academic
subject for which I must prioritize behind
the tasks and duties I must
complete and execute now. However,
these thoughts are on my mind now.

And so
I think these thoughts: my mind goes
wild – it is excited, though sober and contemplative,
as the cars busily drive down the boulevard. But
quickly these thoughts are halted, a cessation


of the thought, as the young woman
wearing a red and white striped shirt
sits in the chair near where I sit
outside the coffee house. She reads a book, and appears
young, but not statutorily too young. What can
I think about her that has not
already been thought? Little, I suppose,
but I think them nonetheless.

Raleigh, NC 5/21/2014

In Appreciation of Omar Vizquel

This blog post is simple: I appreciate the baseball player Omar Vizquel, and sometimes find myself anguishing over his chances of making it into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Those chances are probably next to nothing. He was only 123 hits shy of reaching the mythic milestone of 3,000 hits. That's equivalent to one extra year in his prime. But he was never even close to being considered the best player in the game during any point of his career. Nor was he even considered the best player on those 1995 and 1997 Cleveland Indians World Series teams. He played in an era when Major League Baseball was stock full of power-heavy shortstops, and Vizquel certainly was not a player who hit for power, accumulating only 80 homers for his career.

But it was his glove that impressed the masses. The nine-time gold glover was as good of a two-way player as there was for a certain period of time, playing a defensive position as demanding as any on the field while batting for a decent average (however, it could be argued that he didn't draw as many walks as a two-slot non-power hitter should draw).

I hope that the world of baseball remembers Vizquel as fondly as he deserves to be appreciated. I do not know how to measure his proper worth except to say that it is in the cosmos.